Marnette Patterson
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As a child actress, Marnette Patterson grew up in public–and then showed how much she’d grown out while parading around in bikinis on the criminally neglected 1999-2000 sitcom Movie Stars. At least the role allowed her to be a scantily clad celebrity contestant on the 1999 game show Search Party. Marne’s also become a steady presence in underseen films such as Who’s Your Daddy? (2003), where we were happy to oversee her in furry pink lingerie. Her most daring role, though, came courtesy of the racy FX drama Nip/Tuck. The series established its daring attitude in the fourth episode of its first season, as Marne played a fluffer on a porn set who was very eager to show off her skills to a potential agent. It was a fearless star turn that guarantees Marne’s own career won’t require similar shenanigans. As such, she effortlessly slid into high-profile TV fare like Supernatural, Charmed, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, House, The Mentalist, and Major Crimes. She also put us on Cloud 9 (2006) by wearing several skimpy bikinis in this sports-comedy film. In addition to more bikini shots in Wild Things: Foursome (2010), Marne treats us to a bare bum shot–butt it’s not hers. While mainstream fame had long eluded Marne, she appeared in the Oscar-winning war flick American Sniper in 2014. These days, Marne’s an animal rights advocate who acts in such films as Think Like a Dog (2020). Now we can’t help but wonder if she’s ever going to take her sweater puppies out for a stroll!